ur a cutie ;)
im emma, and i like cute things. i like to cuddle and sleep.



today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me


"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line



i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh


It’s sad how true this is


"great! i already fell!" (ft. cute kicky feet)

88-89/∞ gifs of yuzuru hanyu ♡

"Can I embrace you?"
The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.
Joanna Hoffman (via crimedetectives)



Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.


we call this “american mulan” in my home


when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is



Just a friendly reminder that Netflix just put up a 73 minute long movie called “Rotisserie Chicken” Which, surprisingly enough, is 73 minutes of a chicken spinning in a rotisserie oven. I’m not making this up.image


Forget the chicken.  They got 20 minutes of sizzling bacon.




"um starfire’s powers are fueled by the sun that’s why she has to wear skimpy clothes" hey u know who else’s powers are fueled by the sun? superman. come on clark time for that toothfloss speedo chop chop

his nipples are covered by tiny capes


truth, justice, and the american way

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